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of course i am participating in all of the essential back to school activities, even though i'm not really going back to school. (one week of drunken sexcapades hardly counts.) these activities include; using jergens natural glow lotion in addition to laying out whenever possible, getting a haircut, getting hands and toes done, planning outfits in advance, getting eyebrows waxed, and last but not least, trying to be a gym rat. trying would be the key word there. it's the thought that counts. all of these things may seem silly/like a waste of money, but girls, you know you're all guilty, and guys, if we didn't do half of this stuff you'd hate us for being ugly.

usually i enjoy a manicure more than i enjoy a corona, but today was just not my day.  in addition to leaving my phone at the house i babysat at this morning and having to drive all the way back to get it, i also had to deal with international issues regarding debit cards and birth control. all i want is to spend euros and not be pregnant! is that too much to ask? anyway, it was a rough morning and i didn't think my manicure could make it any worse. but of course, it did. let me just say i think it's a little weird when men are in a nail salon.  i don't know why and i'm not tryin to discriminate, it just makes me feel uncomfortable at times. naturally, a man came in while i was there and as soon as his ass hit the massage chair, he started telling his life story. all i could hear was "i've been married for 14 years and last week my wife threw me out of the house and changed all the locks blah blah blah can you believe that?" umm maybe it's because you're fat and getting a pedicure. quit your bitching. as if that wasn't annoying enough to listen to mixed in with the random vietnamese comments, he was making noises while the massage chair was going and sounded like an 8 year old talking into a fan. just another reason his wife came to her senses.

i'm fully aware that i sound like a total bitch, maybe even more than normal, but it's late, the giants lost, and i have to spend all day tomorrow at the museum. it's allowed. on the bright side, my nails look fab.