if you don't know that i go to starbucks once, sometimes twice a day, then you don't know me. stop reading. what are you a stalker? so of course i stopped to get my vanilla iced coffee this morning as per usual and i swear i saw a portal into my future. not that i'm creepy, but when you go into the same starbucks every morning, you recognize other people that are there as often as you. there's a family that's in starbucks probably 4 days a week at the same time as me and by creepily people watching them while i wait for my coffee, i have realized that they are what i want my future family to be like.
they are an adorbs young couple. the mom is super fit and stylish and obviously a betch because she gets an iced coffee every day. i'm guessing the dad is rich or his own boss or something because he was eating a starbucks breakfast sammie at 10:15 am on a thursday. they have three super cute kids and they're very well dressed. i'm 90% sure they help the planet by walking to starbucks because sometimes there are razor scooters involved. the best is they're laid back parents, because they let their kids eat brownies for breakfast if that's what they want. none of that whole foods healthy at age 5 bullshit.
long story short, if i don't achieve this lovely family portrait at my neighborhood starbucks by age 30, i have failed. don't lie, i know at least someone can relate.
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