Thursday, August 11, 2011

realizations

opinions i've formed lately:

  • i think it's ridiculous that the kardashians have a live-in chef. or that anyone has a live-in chef actually.  
  • speaking of, the amount of money i spend on food is unhealthy. 
  • as is the amount of money i spend on coffee. 
  • sharing a car might be the most difficult thing ever. anyone who has had to participate deserves a prize. 
  • i really like getting free stuff. #perksofbeingpretty
  • my brother shouldn't be allowed to hog the only bathroom with the shower to apply axe body spray.
  • life at home is exponentially less slutty than college life. 
  • after recently trying to stalk every student on the "participant list" for my abroad program, i decided that if i cannot find you on facebook, you obviously don't have friends and/or are socially awkward. 

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